Elections: What Are They Good For?

In Missouri, not a whole lot

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The Mets finally opened their season last night with an absolutely vintage Mets performance, with the bullpen blowing a 2-0 lead following a dominant six innings from ace starter Jacob deGrom. Normalcy is returning! (The Mets are up 6-1 tonight, to be fair.)

Why do I mention this? We…

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